A city ruined by swine flu? Pigs might fly
posted 2 Jun 2009
Several weeks ago, with the world’s media awash with scaremongering reports of the latest new strain of animal uber-flu and the impending pandemic cataclysm it was about to trigger, news was fed to me that I would soon be travelling to the Swine Flu capital of Mexico City for a newly commissioned global study. Clearly several questions went through my head at this point; How safe will it be? What measures should I take to protect myself? Should I be happy about going? Will I be taken severely ill? If so, how much will I be able to sue Firefish for? (Joke – deadpan mode, there)
After weeks of feeling slightly nervy about my trip, the time came for me to enter the jaws of the beast and pray my historically flimsy immune system held up. Early signs weren’t good, a quick head count of those in the departure lounge about to board my flight clocked a whopping 17 – a quite paltry figure bearing in mind the Boeing 767’s capacity tops the 320 mark.
Arriving in Mexico City, I was intrigued to gauge the extent to which the shadow of H1N1 (which I always felt sounded more Star Wars droid than menacing, mutant influenza) still loomed large over the city. It became clear very quickly as I strolled through Benito Juarez Airport that reports of this city’s death had been greatly exaggerated. Where were the mask-wearing hordes? Where were the rigorous, draconian health checks? Where was the general over-riding feeling of foreboding doom? An early conversation with my taxi driver en route from Airport to hotel, helped shed further light on why my preconceptions (and those it seemed, of my entire nation’s media) had now appeared to be so enormously wide of the mark. The city had suffered greatly; deaths, widespread panic, international ostracism, businesses forced to close – locals were now ready to rediscover normality. This relied as much as on a sense of responsibility as anything else - my taxi driver told me that while people like him were ready to move on from the initial nightmare, they were still taking the threat of swine flu very seriously. Anyone who feels even the slightest twitch of a cold is now very quick to get themselves thoroughly checked and until given the all-clear, remain at home and in isolation. My driver explained that as a father he was clearly worried but knew that were his children to fall ill he would immediately keep them home until proven swine-flu-free, and that he hoped and trusted that other parents would be similarly responsible.
I saw yet more evidence of this sense of collective responsibility the following day when I read in a national newspaper that president Felipe Calderon had launched an initiative called “Vive Mexico”, for which he had enlisted the help of the nation’s leading lights of sports, film, music and TV to back a new campaign to help re-encourage tourism to the country and particularly its under-the-spotlight capital. With the cost to the nation’s economy of the first few weeks of the swine flu outbreak estimated at around $2bn (USD), it is unsurprising to see why the government have invested $92,000,000 in the new campaign, in the hope that stars such as actor Diego Luna and Barcelona defender Rafael Marquez can help inspire the tourists to return.
Across the course of my week in Mexico my own concerns began to wane, as I saw less and less evidence of the malevolent threat. Indeed the only people I saw wearing masks were those working directly with food (and one Japanese tourist), and the locals appeared to be going about their business as usual. Taco stands buzzed with businessmen and women, back at work and on their lunch-breaks, shops saw a decent trade of mask-free customers and by the fourth day of my trip, the city’s pubs were packed to the rafters with football fans gathered excitedly for the Champions League final. Indeed one local football fan I spoke to appeared entirely nonplussed by the apparent pandemic, and his only grievance was that his side Chivas Guadalajara (along with rivals San Luis) had been forced to withdraw from the Copa Libertadores (the Latin American equivalent of the Champions League).
Asides from one brief panic, when towards the end of my trip I felt a slight sniffle and couldn’t help but worry that I might have spoke too soon about the non-existent threat, I left the city happy and healthy. No tales of a crippled ghost-town to tell, and no shocking images of unparalleled suffering engrained in my mind, I returned only with memories of a vibrant city which, with any justice will soon shake its’ unwanted and undeserved reputation as a tourist no-go zone.
I definitely love it...
posted 19 May 2009
This new Marmite outdoor campaign has tickled me. A timely reminder that great advertising is often nothing more complex than a solid idea brought to life with a few well-chosen words and some clever art-direction. There’s another great one where the crackers are either falling into a gleeful mouth or being spewed out of grimacing gob. I think I actually cracked a smile when I saw it on the tube, which is rarity what with the subterranean world of Heatbusters ads and plastic surgery offers usually being the graveyard of creativity.To me, it looks like the kind of campaign that could walk away with a few shiny D&AD pencils sometime later this year, but I’m a researcher, what the hell do I know?
My own personal jury is out on Marmite rice crackers though. I'm a very big fan of the salty snack category and am certainly experimental in my Marmite usage - marmite and peanut butter on toast is a personal favourite that draws looks of horror from colleagues... So, I'll give many things a whirl, but can't quite envisage the moment when my stomach would be rumbling for a Marmite rice cracker. Maybe I just need to try one with taramaslata...
Middle Britain Frothing at the Mouth...
posted 29 Apr 2009The ASA recently announced the list of ads that got everyone hot under the collar in 2008. One of our proudest moments at Firefish was when an ad which we'd researched getting well over 700 complaints... The ad in question was for, well, a product which freshens the breath. Entitled 'Dogbreath', it dramatised that 'morning-after--the-night before-mouth' feeling with a guy quite literally retching up a dog as he staggered around his flat, and it's been marked as such a menace to society that you can't even watch it on You Tube. Our research sample loved it though - a distinctive, hilarious and powerful expression of a great insight.
However, two problems completely beyond our control arose once it hit the air. The first was executional - the idea itself created a pretty visceral response in groups, but this was nothing compared to the final film where the terrier-like pooch from the researched keyframes had been replaced with a raggedy-assed, scrawny wolfhound, whose shaggy grey pelt was drippingwith what can only be described as sputum. This compounded the second problem, which was the fact that outside a sample of young adults the reaction was one of horror and revulsion and wasn't doing much for key diametrics like 'Intent to Purchase'.
To be honest, next to that, Orangina's bunny rabbits in bikinis looks like a storm in a B-cup.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/organgrinder/2009/apr/29/asa-most-compla...
The halcyon days of marketing
posted 23 Apr 2009
The life of a researcher may never be dull and may be brimming with intellectual, diplomatic and imaginative challenges, but, the hours are shocking at times. I’ve had a couple of weeks when the schedule frankly got a little bit “on top”, so after a whirlwind of groups, travel and cranking out the PowerPoint slides, it was a fine feeling to sprawl on my sofa yesterday evening, eat a meal that I had made myself and bathe in the TV’s electromagnetic joy.
I am a recent convert to Mad Men (the tube is an area in which I am woefully behind the curve, but I’m not too ashamed of that) and I gorged on three episodes last night. Don Draper makes me want to smoke. In fact, Don Draper makes me want to unfurl the full deck of inappropriate office behaviour… Tell sexist jokes, mix martinis at my desk, tell people they need to go and put all their belongings in a box and get the hell out. Smattered with occasional flashes of brilliance that makes it all tolerable because that’s what the clients keep coming back for and pays for all the sharp suits, fabulous hair-do’s and crates of gin. I spent some time working in nightclubs in the bad old 1990’s and to be honest, it seems that Madison Avenue in the late 50’s is much closer to the decadence of Caligula than anything you ever read about in the pages of MixMag. Now, where did I leave that jar of cocktail olives…
Jazz Gardening
posted 8 Apr 2009
"Spring has sprung, the grass is riz. I wonder where the boidies is?" I think that was a rhyme from the Puffin Book of Jokes that I used to leaf through as a young lad, before I had gravel for tea.
Spring certainly has sprung down my way - had a bumper crop of snowdrops, my lilies are looking set fair for the summer and the hop has started snaking up the side of the shed. The older I get, the more I love my garden and not just because I have a lawn that matches my hairline - patchy at best. Now that the clocks have gone forward, on a night with no groups I can make it back in time to pull a few weeds, twirl the odd shoot of jasmine into some trellis and, when the wind’s in a certain position, enjoy the perfect positioning under the point where jets start making their final approach to Heathrow. Ah, I do love London.
But my favourite time dans le jardin is spent jazz gardening. This involves getting stuck into some heavy digging or weeding with a raging soundtrack of Miles Davis, John Coltrane or Ben Webster. Not only does it make the hard work fly by, it also infuses the earth with the very vibes of life, and, I believe, results in higher quality blooms. Through experience, I have learnt to run my headphone cable down the inside of my t-shirt and round my belt-hooks to my MP3 in the back pocket - this avoids it getting caught up in the whirly-gig arm movements and hundreds of pounds worth of electronics flying into the irises or, much worse, me missing a Miles high-note.
I occasionally have to wonder what the upstairs neighbours think of it all...